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,♪ FIGHT THE CRIMINALS
CHASE THE BAD GUYS ♪
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,♪ SAVE THE WORLD
FLY THROUGH THE SKY ♪
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♪ HALF KID, HALF AMAZING, OK ♪
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♪ STATIC SHOCK'S
WHO YOU'RE FACING ♪
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,♪ YEAH, ONE ZIP
THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪
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♪ GOOD AGAINST
EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪
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,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES
I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪
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♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM
STATIC SHOWER ♪
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♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪
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♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪
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♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪
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♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪
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♪ THE BELL RINGS AND
I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪
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♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪
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♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪
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♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK ♪
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♪ ONE ZIP, THEN YOU ZAPPED ♪
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♪ GOOD AGAINST
EVIL, GET TRAPPED ♪
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,♪ LOOK IN MY EYES
I'VE GOT THE POWER ♪
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♪ VILLAINS RUN FROM
STATIC SHOWER ♪
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♪ CRIMINALS GET TWISTED ♪
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♪ THIS SUPERHERO GIFTED ♪
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♪ THE BELL RINGS, AND
I'M BACK IN SCHOOL ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOW WHAT I DO, OK ♪
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♪ SUPERHERO STATIC SHOCK! ♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. TV
ANIMATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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.HIYA, VIRGIL
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!UHH... UHH
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SEE IF YOU CAN FIND
.A BIGGER LADDER
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.NEVER MIND, SHARON. I GOT IT
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HOW COME EVERY TIME YOU
,VOLUNTEER FOR SOMETHING
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?I END UP DOING THE HARD PART
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.DON'T BE SUCH A CRYBABY
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.YOU SHOULD BE HONORED TO HELP
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.HARDLY, SHARON
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I AM HONORED TO HAVE
.Y O UR ASSISTANCE
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HEY, DR. ANOYKE. I WAS ABOUT TO
.TAKE OFF TO GO DO MY HOMEWORK
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BEFORE YOU GO, WOULDN'T YOU
?LIKE A PEEK AT THE EXHIBIT
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!Sharon: THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL
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.AND PRICELESS AS WELL
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THEY ARE FROM THE RUINS OF
.AN ANCIENT ASHANTI PALACE
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I EXCAVATED IT SOON AFTER YOUR
.FAMILY VISITED WEST AFRICA
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?SO HOW OLD ARE THEY
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CARBON DATING CAN'T TELL US
,WHEN THE PIECES WERE MADE
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BUT THEY ARE PERHAPS
.AS OLD AS 1,000 YEARS
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[[CELL PHONE RINGS
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.EXCUSE ME
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[[RING
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.THIS IS DR. ANOYKE
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Man on phone: I HAVE
.ARRIVED AT THE AIRPORT
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?DO YOU HAVE THE ITEM
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.I DO. COME QUICKLY
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THE SOONER IT IS OUT OF
,MY HANDS AND IN YOURS
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.THE BETTER
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[[GASPS
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[[PHONE HANGS UP
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!SHARON
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.IT IS LATE. YOU MUST GO, NOW
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YOU'RE BEING KIND OF ROUGH
?THERE, AREN'T YOU, DOC
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I CAN HANDLE THIS
.MYSELF, LITTLE BROTHER
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COME ON. IF HE WANTS
.US TO GO, WE'LL GO
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BUT YOU COULD BE A LITTLE
,MORE POLITE ABOUT IT, DOCTOR
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!ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL MY WORK
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.COME ON
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?LOOKING FOR ME, I PRESSSUME
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.I AM ONI THE PYTHON
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SAVE YOURSELF A
GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE
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.AND HAND IT OVER TO ME
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I DO NOT KNOW WHAT
.YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
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!SSS! AAH
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Sharon: THE MORE I THINK
.ABOUT IT, THE MADDER I GET
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HE EVEN SHUT THE
.DOOR IN MY FACE
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I'VE NEVER SEEN
.HIM ACT THAT WAY
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SEEMED LIKE HE WAS
UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING
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.OR MAYBE SCARED
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?YOU'RE TAKING HIS SIDE
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I'M NOT. I'M JUST
SAYING !OH, MAN
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I LEFT MY BACKPACK
.AT THE MUSEUM
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.DO WHAT YOU WANT
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I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE
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.AND GETTING MY HEAD BIT OFF
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!UHH
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?WHERE ISSS IT, DOCTOR
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!UHH
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[[PANTING
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!UHH
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!GIVE IT TO ME
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.IT IS NO LONGER HERE
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YOU WILL TELL ME WHERE
.YOU HAVE HIDDEN IT
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!TALK
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[[GRUNTING
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Static: TO BE FAIR
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IT'D BE A LOT EASIER
FOR HIM TO TALK
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.IF YOU'D STOP SQUEEZING HIM
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!SSSTATIC
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!SSSURPRISE
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!AAH
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SORRY, DOC. I HAD TO
GET HIM TO LET YOU GO
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!OHH! UHH
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.THIS DOES NOT CONCERN YOU
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,YOU SET OFF THE SILENT ALARM
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AND YOU RIPPED OPEN THE DISPLAY
.CASE, SNAKES-FOR-BRAINS
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!UNH... UHH
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.HE MUST WORK OUT
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DOESN'T MATTER. WE
.GOT HIM OUTNUMBERED
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.COUNT AGAIN
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THANKS. UH, YOU
.BETTER TAKE HIM
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.I'M ALLERGIC TO BEE STINGS
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?WHO ISN'T
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!YAH
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Static: THAT
SHOULD TAKE CARE OF
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[[ROARS
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WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE
FOR A JUMBO FLYSWATTER
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.RIGHT ABOUT NOW
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.THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG
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.MMOBORO, WE NEED A DISTRACTION
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!I GOTCHA
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?DOCTOR? DOCTOR
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.YOU BETTER CALL AN AMBULANCE
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.BACKPACK'S ALREADY ON IT
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[[SIRENS
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I DON'T GET IT. NEAR
,AS THE POLICE CAN TELL
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.NOTHING WAS STOLEN
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.MAYBE WE SCARED THEM OFF
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,[SARCASTIC] YEAH
.THEY LOOKED TERRIFIED
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I AM SORRY, MY FRIEND. I
.WAS TOO SLOW TO SAVE YOU
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BUT PERHAPS THERE IS STILL TIME
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.TO SAVE THE SPIDER
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YEAH, I THINK THOSE GUYS
.HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA
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I'M DANGEROUSLY
.CLOSE TO CURFEW
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YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A CURFEW
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IF YOU HADN'T BLOWN
.UP YOUR GARAGE
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THOSE COMPOUNDS WERE
.THEORETICALLY STABLE
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YOU GO AHEAD. I WANT TO SEE
.IF I CAN FIND ANY MORE CLUES
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.YOU GOT IT
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I THOUGHT THEY
.WOULD NEVER LEAVE
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?ANSI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
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I HAVE COME FOR YOUR
.ASSISTANCE, YOUNG FRIEND
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?ANYTHING. HOW CAN I HELP
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.BREAK INTO THAT MUSEUM
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UHH
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.YOU DO NOT HAVE IT. EXPLAIN
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.THE DOCTOR HASSS HIDDEN IT
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THEN STATIC ARRIVED, AND
.WE WERE FORCED TO RETREAT
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.YOU FEAR THE WRONG PERSON
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STATIC'S WRATH IS NOTHING
.COMPARED TO MY OWN
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.WE'RE SORRY, OSEBO
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!DO NOT APOLOGIZE. FIND IT
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.AS YOU SAY, OSEBO
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.WE HAVE EYES EVERYWHERE
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?OOPS! WHAT IN THE WORLD
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.IT'S FROM THE EXHIBIT
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HOW'D I END UP WITH
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[[KNOCK ON DOOR
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?SHARON, ARE YOU HOME
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!YES, DADDY! JUST A MINUTE
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?HMM
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SHARON
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YOU DO REALIZE IT'S YOUR
?NIGHT TO DO THE DISHES
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.UH-HUH
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WELL, STOP STARING
AT YOUR NAILS
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.AND GO CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN
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[[SHARON GASPS
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!TA-DA
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DON'T WORRY. I ALREADY
.SHUT DOWN THE ALARMS
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THEY DIDN'T WASTE
.ANY TIME FIXING THAT
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I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY
.THEY DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING
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BUT THEY DID... A GOLDEN
.SPIDER WITH INCREDIBLE POWERS
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IN FACT, IT IS THE
.SOURCE OF MY POWERS
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[[HEART MONITOR BEEPING
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[[BUZZING
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[[RING
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?WHERE IS HE
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.WE NEED TO TALK
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?HUH
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YOU'VE BEEN NEGLECTING
.YOUR CHORES FOR DAYS
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MAYBE THE VOLUNTEER WORK AT
.THE MUSEUM IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU
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.N-NO, DADDY. THAT'S NOT IT
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I-I JUST DON'T HAVE
.TIME RIGHT NOW
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?WHY NOT
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.I... CAN'T REALLY EXPLAIN
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THEN I CAN'T REALLY
.LET YOU OFF THE HOOK
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DISHES
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.NOW
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!HELLO
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HMM
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♪ YEAH, HEY ♪
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♪ I'M TIRED OF THEM
SAME OLD BEATS ♪
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♪ YEAH, ME, TOO ♪
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♪ AND THEM SAME OLD RHYMES ♪
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♪ UH-HUH, WHAT YOU GOT? ♪
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♪ WITH THAT SAME OLD SOUND ♪
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♪ JUST ONE TIME ♪
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♪ COME ON, BABY ♪
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♪ I'M GONNA SHOW
YOU HOW IT'S DONE ♪
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FOR MY NEXT TRICK
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♪ HOW IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE DONE, COME ON ♪
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♪ HEY, YO, I GOT THE BEST ♪
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.MUCH BETTER
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,♪ THE CATCHIEST PHRASES
SLANGS AND LANGUAGE... ♪
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♪ JUST ONE TIME, ONE TIME ♪
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♪ I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE ♪
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[[DING DONG
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,OH, SHARON. UH
.VIRGIL'S NOT HERE
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I'M NOT LOOKING FOR
.VIRGIL, NERD BOY
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.I'M LOOKING FOR YOU
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.I HAVE FOUND THE GOLD SPIDER
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[[GROWLS
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?THAT'S FROM THE MUSEUM
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.Sharon: MUST BE
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.BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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THESE ARE ALL BOOKS
.I BOUGHT IN AFRICA
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THERE'S LOTS OF STUFF ABOUT
,ASHANTI GOLD IN THERE
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.BUT NOTHING ABOUT SPIDERS
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.AND THAT'S WHERE I COME IN
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.RIGHT. SO GET ON THE
COMPUTER .SEARCH THE ENGINE
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CRUNCH THE NUMB... SHARON
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?YEAH
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.I FOUND IT
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.REALLY? YEAH. LISTEN TO THIS
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THIS STORY BELONGS
,TO KWAKU ANANSI
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.AS DO ALL STORIES
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[[SCREECH
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ONCE THERE WAS A VERY CLEVER
,SPIDER NAMED KWAKU ANSI
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WHO WISHED TO HAVE THE
.POWER OF STORYTELLING
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THE SKY KING, WHO
,OWNED ALL THINGS
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.MADE A BARGAIN WITH KWAKU
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,"BRING ME 3 EVILDOERS
AND IN RETURN
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".I WILL GIVE YOU THAT POWER"
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SO BRAVE KWAKU SET OUT TO BRING
.THE SKY KING WHAT HE ASKED FOR
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KWAKU TRICKED MMOBORO
THE STINGING HORNET
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.INTO A GOURD
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KWAKU TRICKED ONINI
,THE BULLYING PYTHON
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.AND TIED HIM TO A STICK
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KWAKU TRICKED OSEBO
,THE GREEDY LEOPARD
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.WHO FELL INTO A PIT
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[[ROARS
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.THE SKY KING WAS PLEASED
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HE GRANTED THE
.SPIDER HIS REQUEST
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AND WITH THE POWER
OF STORYTELLING
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.CAME THE POWER OF ILLUSION
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?IS THE GOLD SPIDER KWAKU
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NO. KWAKU MADE THE GOLD
,SPIDER TO HOLD HIS POWERS
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,AND, IN EACH GENERATION
PASSED THOSE POWERS
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.FROM ONE HERO TO THE NEXT
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BUT THE ORIGINAL SPIDER HAD
,BEEN LOST FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS
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UNTIL DR. ANOYKE FOUND
.IT IN THE ASHANTI RUINS
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?WHAT HAPPENS IF OSEBO GETS IT
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HE COULD DRAIN MY POWERS
.BACK INTO THE SPIDER
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BUT WORSE, HE WOULD HAVE
.POWERS EQUAL TO MINE
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WELL, YOU OBVIOUSLY
,STILL HAVE YOUR POWERS
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.SO MAYBE HE DOESN'T HAVE IT
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?THEN WHERE WOULD IT BE
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.ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
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!AAH
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.TOLD YOU IT WORKS
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.I CAN MAKE ANYTHING WITH IT
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!UH, I BELIEVE
YOU !MAKE IT STOP
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LAST THING I NEED IS HAVING
TO EXPLAIN TO MY FOLKS
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HOW THE LLAMA POO
.GOT IN MY ROOM
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.I JUST REALIZED HOW I GOT THIS
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DR. ANOYKE MUST HAVE
SLIPPED IT INTO MY JACKET
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WHEN HE KICKED ME
.OUT OF THE MUSEUM
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?BUT WHY
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WE COULD CALL HIM AT
.THE HOSPITAL AND ASK
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WHY WOULD HE BE
?AT THE HOSPITAL
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UH
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!AAH! AAH! AAH! UHH
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YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF
!WHEN YOU JOIN HIM THERE
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NOW THE LLAMA
.DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD
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!STAY BACK
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RRR
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!AAH! YAAH! RICHIE
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.UHH! WHOA, OHH
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AND I USED TO WANT
.TO BE A FIREMAN
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[[CLANG
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.GIVE ME THE SPIDER, GIRL
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?HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU THIS
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CLEVER. YOU HAVE DISCOVERED
.THE SPIDER'S POWER
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.THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
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OR PERHAPS YOU DO NOT FULLY
.UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU HOLD
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THE SPIDER ONLY GRANTS
.YOU THE POWER OF ILLUSION
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[[GASPS
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!YOU DO NOT DESERVE
IT !GIVE IT TO ME
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[[GRUNTING
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WHERE? I DO NOT HAVE
!TIME FOR YOUR GAMES
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!AAH! PUT ME DOWN! LET ME GO
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!PUT ME DOWN! HEY! HELP
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.AW, COME ON
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THE DOCTOR'S GONNA
.BE UNDER GUARD
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HOPE WE CAN CONVINCE THE
.POLICE TO LET US TALK TO HIM
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.FOLLOW MY LEAD
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HEH! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW
.HAPPY YOU JUST MADE MY POPS
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?WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER
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ONCE AGAIN, WHAT'S
?THE DIAGNOSIS
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UH, EHH, "THE DISEASE
PRESENTS ITSELF AS A," UM
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.MITOCHONDRIAL CONFLAGRATION
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?GOOD. COURSE OF TREATMENT
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WELL, FIRST WE'LL
CHECK THE STATUS
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OF THE PATIENT'S
,HEALTH INSURANCE
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.THEN INTIMATE SOMETHING
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.INTERNS
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.DR. ANOYKE
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?IT'S YOU, ANSI
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?ARE YOU GONNA BE OK
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.YES, THANKS TO YOU
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AND THE SPIDER ?DO YOU HAVE IT
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.NO, BUT IT IS SAFE
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I HID IT IN MY
.ASSISTANT'S POCKET
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?YOUR ASSISTANT
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.UH-OH
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[[BEEP
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.Cell phone: STATIC, IT'S GEAR
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.I GOT SOME BAD NEWS
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?Static: WHAT NOW
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YOUR SISTER'S BEEN
.SNATCHED BY A TIGER GUY
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OSEBO! HE'S NOT A
.TIGER, HE'S A LEOPARD
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?THEN WHY DOES HE HAVE STRIPES
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LEOPARDS DON'T HAVE
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.FOCUS, GEAR
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RIGHT. I TAGGED
.HIM WITH A TRACER
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.YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FOLLOW
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.WE'RE ON OUR WAY
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I, TOO, HAVE OFTEN
.WONDERED ABOUT THE STRIPES
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IF YOU DO NOT GIVE
,ME THE SPIDER
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I PROMISE YOU THAT THE
.CONSEQUENCES WILL BE DIRE
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, KIDNAP
?ME AND PUT ME IN A CAGE
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,I DO ENJOY YOUR SPIRIT
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BUT MY PATIENCE
.IS WEARING THIN
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!MMOBORO
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?HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STUNG
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.J-JUST BY OLD BOYFRIENDS
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!AAH! UHH! UHH! OHH
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!HERE! HOPE IT GIVES YOU A RASH
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YOU'LL FORGIVE ME
IF INSTEAD I USE IT
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.TO DESTROY MY GREATEST ENEMY
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.WHOA! SO YOU'RE THE SPIDER GUY
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I EXPECTED YOU TO
.SWING IN ON A WEB
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.I GET THAT A LOT
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?WHERE ARE THEY
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.INSIDE
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.MAN, IT'S AWFULLY QUIET
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?SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE
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.PRETTY SURE
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.VERY GOOD, ANANSI
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.I EXPECTED NO LESS FROM YOU
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.RETURN THE SPIDER
.IT BELONGS TO ME
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THERE IS AN
:AMERICAN EXPRESSION
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.FINDERS KEEPERS
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.TAKE CARE OF THE OTHERS
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.OSEBO IS MINE
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.OVER HERE
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.THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE
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WERE YOU SILENT, I MIGHT
.NEVER HAVE FOUND YOU
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,[GRUNTING] HEY, STATIC
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HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE
?THE SNAKE GUY
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[[HISSING
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.NEVER MIND! FALSE ALARM
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?COME ON! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT
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I'M A HUMAN BUG
.ZAPPER OVER HERE
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!WHOA
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PERHAPS THIS WILL PROVE
.MORE OF A CHALLENGE
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!AAH! AAH! AAH
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!AAH
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.HOLD THAT POSE
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!NYUH
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.GOOD JOB
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!WAH! AAH
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!UHH
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.OH, MAN
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THE ILLUSIONS ARE MORE
?DIFFICULT NOW, AREN'T THEY
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PERHAPS IT IS BECAUSE I
HAVE BEEN USING THE SPIDER
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.TO DRAIN YOUR POWER
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[[GRUNTS
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.I CAN STILL FIGHT
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UNH! UHH
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!HYUH... UNH
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!RRRAH
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!OHH
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.YOU ARE WEAK
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I AM STRONG ENOUGH
.FOR ONE FINAL TRICK
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?HUH
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.HERE, KITTY, KITTY
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!HYAH! UHH! UHH
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!RAAAAHR
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.TALK ABOUT YOUR STATIC CLING
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YOU KNOW, I HEAR FABRIC
.SOFTENER'S REAL GOOD FOR THAT
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[[GROWLS
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.TSH. TRY TO HELP SOME PEOPLE
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[[GROANS
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.I THINK THIS BELONGS TO YOU
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.YES
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,AND FROM THIS DAY FORWARD
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.IT WILL ALWAYS REMAIN WITH ME
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I AM FOREVER IN YOUR
.DEBT, DEAR LADY
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.HEH HEH. IT'S OK
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.THIS WAS REALLY EXCITING
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.I ACTUALLY HAD A GOOD TIME
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?EXCEPT... YES
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00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:23,002
I CAN'T HELP THINKING
.I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING
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.OH, DON'T WORRY, MA'AM
THE BOY WHO WAS WITH YOU
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WHEN YOU WERE
.ATTACKED IS JUST FINE
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.I SAW TO THAT
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THANKS, BUT I DON'T
.THINK THAT WAS IT
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[[CELL PHONE RINGS
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?HELLO
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00:20:32,901 --> 00:20:34,344
?Cell phone: SHARON
.THIS IS YOUR FATHER
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.HEH HEH. GUESS WHERE I AM
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I'M IN THE KITCHEN, LOOKING
.AT THE DIRTY DISHES
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THE DISHES YOU'RE
GONNA BE WASHING
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!EVERY NIGHT FOR THE NEXT MONTH
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.OH, YEAH. NOW I REMEMBER
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.HEH
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